How to prepare coffee that you should sip to savour (damn funny)

Just came back from Old Town White Coffee... They gave us free samples of coffee powder in a box... On the back of the box, they printed the steps to make the coffee and I tell ya it's ridiculous!
There are 32 steps you should follow to make the perfect cup of coffee.. lol..no joke XD

Step 1 : Get a kettle.
Step 2: Make sure the kettle is clean
Step 3: Ensure that the kettle is fit for boiling and in full working order.
Step 4: Open the tab.
Step 5: Make sure that the water coming out of the tap is clean.
Step 6: If water is clean proceed to Step 7. If water is not clean, attach a purifier to the tap.
Step 7: Decide on the amount of water you need for your coffee.
Step 8: Fill the kettle with the desired amount of water.
Step 9: Make sure you have running electricity.
Step 10: Plug in the kettle in an electric socket.
Step 11: Wait for the water to boil.
Step 12: Do something enjoyable during the boiling process like call a good friend,read a chapter
in a book,surf the internet for interesting sites, memorize the lyrics of a favourite song
or learn a new dance step.
Step 13: Check if the water is already boiled. If it is,go to Step 15. If it's not, go to Step 14.
Step 14: Do something enjoyable again like play with your pet, kiss your loved one, learn how to play an instrument or check out the latest fashion magazine.
Step 15: Get a cup.
Step16: Make sure the cup is clean.
Step 17: Pour the hot water in the cup.
Step 18: Don't spill the water on your hands because if you do, your next step would be using a first aid kit.
Step 19: Once you've poured the hot water in the mug without it spilling, get a stick of Old Town White Coffee 3-in-1.
Step 20: Open the stick.
Step 21: Pour the contents into the cup of hot water.
Step 22: Make sure you don't spill the coffee because spilling it would be such a waste.
Step 23: Get a teaspoon.
Step 24: Make sure the teaspoon is clean.
Step 25: Stir the contents of the cup.
Step 26: Using the teaspoon, sip the White Coffee mix you made.
Step 27: Make sure that the coffee you sip is not too hot or else your next step will be using a first aid kit once again.
Step 28: Add sugar or milk if needed. Or don't add anything at all.
Step 29: Wait for your White Coffee to cool down a bit.
Step 30: Do a quick chore like clean the kitchen counter or feed your pet fish while waiting for your White Coffee to cool.
Step 31: Enjoy your Old Town White Coffee 3-in-1 sip by sip.
Step 32: Make another cup of White Coffee.



OMG... I didn't know that making a cup of coffee would be that complicated... XD
Ps: Those were the exact steps printed on the box... LOL XD